Saturday, April 18, 2009

HALLO THIS IS ARTHUR KIRKLAND

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HALLO THIS IS ARTHUR KIRKLAND, IS ALFRED F. JONES THERE? HE STOLE MY FIRST KISS, THAT DOLT.
You: THIS IS ALFRED F. JONES AND I ALSO HAVE YOUR SKIRT
You: AND YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON
Stranger: D:<>
You: not any more you don't
Stranger: And give me back the caps lock, pervert!!
You: NEVER!!!
Stranger: D: You idiot!
You: I will fight you to the deapgh!
You: on gaurd!
You: this whole website is so retarded....
Stranger: The word is 'Death,' Alfred! And you honestly don't want to challenge me to a fight. D:
Stranger: Indeed it is.
Stranger: XD;
You: okay, well atleast you haven't asked me to cyber...
You: that's cool
Stranger: Mhm. I just like spamming people, pretending to be Arthur. c:
You: http://ohmagah.blogspot.com/2009/04/first-kiss.html
You: is that you?
Stranger: Uhm.
Stranger: [/goes to look]
Stranger: HAHAA, THAT WAS ME!!
You: You're famous.
Stranger: That makes me happy, yes. c:
You: well what would u like that person to know... if you had the chance to chat again?
Stranger: Oh, I dunno. o:
You: common, tell me
Stranger: That Alfred and Arthur lived happily every after, thanks to their advice. ~
You: will do.
You: right now.
Stranger: XD; Alright.
You: ha ha, refresh that page
Stranger: Okay. c:
Stranger: XDDDD NICE.
Stranger: I love it. ~
You: Peace be with you!
You: Salam!
You have disconnected.
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45 yr old man in ohio

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so other than being asked to cyber, not much goes on here, hu?
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: awesome...... just fucking awesome.
You: okaaaay....
You: NOT
You: what is the reason for this website... it's a cool social experiment and all, but what's with all the pervs.
You: i bet 99.99999999676 of the users are guys...
Stranger: just comes with the territiory
Stranger: everyone on the internet is a 45 yr old man in ohio
Stranger: except me
You: dude, how do you know me!
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.
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well fu## you too

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: please, don't ask me to cyber. I'm a Dude and i'm not that into you.
Stranger: well fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

{note, I might have been a bit harsh, but the last few people really got to me... bad enough I couldn't put it up here.}
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please don't ask me to cyber ha h aha

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: sup
You: please don't ask me to cyber
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i wont
Stranger: be please be a girl tho..
You: AWESOME!!!
You: ha ha ha
You: no
Stranger: ur not a girl ?
You: not in any way.
Stranger: (sigh).. i am not really inerested in talking to guys sorry
You: me either
Stranger: k later
You: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The Circus fire joke. Not Omegle friendly

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: First time ever using this
You: Southen California
You: you?
Stranger: only my third time
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: i am from the state pennsylvania
You: ahhh
Stranger: central pennsylvania
You: Did you hear about that Circus Fire?
Stranger: what is circus fire?
You: It was intents
Stranger: no
You: .... in tents
Stranger: what happened?
Stranger: other than a fire
Stranger: in a tent
You: it was In Tents.... intense.... in tents
Stranger: lol, what is the worst thing you ever did?
You: what?
You: told you that joke
Stranger: since we are anonymous
Stranger: wait that was a joke?
Stranger: i fail at jokes then
You: circus fire.... In TENTS!
Stranger: ok now i get it
Stranger: funny stuff
You: I'd rather keep my dirty laundry to myself, but if you really have something you need to get off your chest, by all means...
Stranger: bah, scared? not like i track you down or something
You: okay, that's creepy
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What is Omegle

So I was check out some very important stuff on Craigslist today (really, it was the missed connections) and someone had mentioned that they where chatting with an individual in my home town on Omegle and lost the connection, now they where posting a Missed Connections ad up to find them.

I'm a pretty interweb savvy dude, but I had NEVER heard of "Omegle" before... to me this seemed pretty odd. Apparently it is because I'm not a trolling pervert like (most) all of the other Omeglers out there.... I need a shower.

So what is Omegle??
It's a chatbox that links you with one other random visitor to get to know, sometimes too intimately. You'll notice that there are no buttons to log in your Avatar, no User Name selections and no way to know ANY information of the person that the computer has chosen to pair you with. Simple labels such as "YOU" and "STRANGER" keep the creepy, awkward feeling alive for most of the conversation. Just two buttons are used to navigate the chat field, "Disconnect" and "Send"... pretty clear options, so when the 45 year old perv in Omaha asks you to tell him what you're wearing, it's simple to either divulge the fact that you're his daughter and you're wearing whatever he bought you, or go on to your envyingly similar "next chatter" who'll start up the whole a/s/l thing all over again.

Here is where I will post and discuss Omegle interactions I have from time to time... enjoy and feel free to comment. Send me your own coversations, and remember, Trolls are NOT people.

Peace/Salam
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